Showing posts with label Personal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Personal. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Five Things

Alex over at Myrmecos Blog tagged me, so I'm "it":

5 Things I Was Doing 10 Years Ago:

  • Celebrating my 4-month wedding anniversary
  • Attending Quad City Mallards games
  • Passing my comprehensive exam (for the PhD I decided not to get)
  • Planning my next fieldtrip to Baja (for the PhD I decided not to get)
  • Reading century-old manuscripts by C.V. Riley on the pollination of yuccas by yucca moths (ditto)

5 Things On My To-Do List Today:
  • Grade a stack of freshman lab reports on cellular respiration
  • Take Emma out to lunch
  • Pick out a Christmas tree
  • Grill up some nice sirloin steaks for dinner
  • Meet with Emma's 2nd grade teacher during parent-teacher night

5 Snacks I Love:
  • chips and salsa
  • chocolate-covered pretzels
  • honey-roasted peanuts
  • buffalo wings
  • prosciutto

5 Things I’d do if I was a Millionaire:
  • acquire a vessel
  • take a long vacation in Italy
  • buy Linda that new ring she wants
  • purchase some acres in Maine or on Cape Cod
  • add to Emma's and Jack's college fund

5 Places I've Lived:
  • Shrewsbury, MA
  • Brunswick, ME
  • Iowa City, IA
  • Cranston, RI
  • Polacca, AZ

5 Jobs I've Had:
  • record store clerk
  • Cutco knife salesman
  • Marine Research Specialist (fancy name for "lab tech")
  • stay-at-home dad
  • high school science teacher (I lasted 1 semester!)

And now I tag Linda, Sarah, Kathy, Miriam, and Emile.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Friday Dial Stopper - Anniversary Edition

Tomorrow is Linda's and my 10-year wedding anniversary. Yes, I said 10 years. We've actually known each other for 16 years - since our first year at Bowdoin. In 16 years, we've helped each other through the good and the bad of our undergraduate years, med/graduate school in Iowa (yes, I said, Iowa), residency, two kids, living on the Hopi Indian Reservation, my numerous "career" changes, two George W. Bush terms (no good, all bad), and countless family crises (large and small, real and imagined) and celebrations (often one and the same depending on your point of view). We drive each other crazy, we keep each other sane. If that makes sense to you, you "get it", much like Billy Idol...

Ti amo, mia lumaca!

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The shoe fits...

(Hat tip to Kevin Z)

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Mistaken identity

While driving my kids to school this morning (actually while driving to Dunkin Donuts before dropping my son off at daycare and then my daughter off at the bus stop) I noticed a bumper sticker on the car in front of me. It was rather faded so I was having trouble reading it.

My first glance: I love...something something...picture of someone

Next glance: I love...German something with an 'S'...picture of someone

3rd glance - I thinks to myself: "hey that looks like a picture of Albert Einstein. Oh cool, it says I love German Scientists...picture of Einstein"

Me: "Hey kids, there's a really cool bumper sticker on the car in front of us,"

I'm now thinking of how best to describe Albert Einstein to an almost-4 and almost-7 year old.

Kids: "What does it say?"

And then the car in front of us slows down and I get a complete look at the sticker. It doesn't say I love German Scientists it says I love my German Shepherd. Now, that makes no sense with a picture of Einstein...wait a minute, that's not Einstein...it's...it's...


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That's right folks, I confused a picture of Pope Benedict for a picture of Albert Einstein. Ugh.

Emma: "Daddy, what does it say? What does the cool bumper sticker say?"

pause.....pause....

Jack: "Daddy? What does it say?"

Me: "It says, I love my german shepherd."

Kids: "What's a german shepherd?"

Me: "It's a type of dog"

Emma: "Daddy, that's not a cool bumper sticker. That just means they have a dog."

Jack: "Yeah."

Me: "You're right. Let's go get a donut."

Monday, January 28, 2008

Chuck D, Emma G, and spineless socks

Had to share some recently-acquired gifts. Yes, I'm showing off and want you all to be insanely jealous.

First up, a pair of finger puppets from my sister-in-law. That there's Uncle Chuck on the left and Auntie Em, "The Most Dangerous Woman in America", on the right:

These and much much more can be found at The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. (and no, it's not entirely a coincidence that my daughter is named Emma. My son? Oh, he's named after a seafaring captain of course).

Second, a pair of home-knit socks from my mother-in-law that will make all you invert fans envious (yes, I'm talking about you, KZ). Besides being stylish and super-comfy, they're made from crab and shrimp chitin! (actually, from a yarn called TOFUtsies, which contains chitin fibers)


So, I've got radical, free-thinkers on my fingers and crustaceans on my feet. What could be better?

Sunday, January 13, 2008

It's the reason...

It's interesting how random memories collide sometimes. Just days apart, my kids were asking about my favorite TV shows when I was a kid (as part of our new nightly "Dinner Games") and Sarah over at Jake and Nina Save the Day posts part of an episode from one of them - a show I haven't thought about in years - what are the chances? I just had to go a-searching for more:

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

digital cameras - blessing or a curse?

I got my first digital camera just over a year ago - a Pentax K100D. Since that time I have taken nearly 3,000 photos - mostly of the kids with a smattering of other family. Unfortunately, most of those photos are sitting on my computer's hard drive. When I was shooting film I took fewer photos, but at least I had really nice prints that went into albums and that I could give to family and friends. Now I am simply overwhelmed with digital files.

So, I recently plunged in and formated a small subset of these pictures and got them online and had prints made. I decided that I should start with the most recent (Jack on skates) and work my way back through the summer. I'm rather proud of myself and these images and what good is taking pictures if you don't share them. So, if anyone is interested, go check out my online photo albums. (you'll need Flash Player to see them)

Thursday, October 11, 2007

You might be a Masshole if...

This is more accurately "You might be a Bostonian if..." There are definitely nuggets of truth in here. Also, there is a reason, beyond the fun of it, for me posting this...stay tuned.

1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life
Wasn't it for everyone?

2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow
Only if the speed limit is 35

3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke
No, but my grandmother does

4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid
Of course

5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries
Guilty. I hate it when they re-engineer old rotaries into non-rotaries.

6. You do not recognize the letter 'R' as a part of the English language
Actually, I disagree with this one. We just think it has a different sound than most folks

7. Your social security number starts with a zero
I'm actually a little bummed that my son's doesn't (but then again, he has the added intrigue of having been born on the Navajo Indian reservation)

8. You can actually find your way around the streets of Boston
Not fully, but I know HOW to drive in Boston

9. You know what a 'regular' coffee is
It's NOT the opposite of "decaf"

10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round
You never know

11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent
No, but I've driven through Revere and Dorchester

12. Springfield is located 'way out west
Actually, it's 'westa Wista'

13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space
And you get pissed when someone doesn't wave 'thanks' for letting them through

14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, Peabody and Haverhill
not to mention Leicester and Leominster

15. Anyone you don't know is a potential idiot until proven otherwise
True beyond a doubt.

16. Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts or CVS Pharmacy within eyeshot at all times
Standard directions include the statement "You know, it's next to the Dunkin Donuts and across the street from the CVS". Unfortunately for unsuspecting out-of-staters, this describes pretty much every location in the state.

17. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol
Not a problem anymore, but blue laws used to prevent alcohol sales on Sunday

18. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski
and what number he wore

19. You know there's a trophy at the end of the Bean Pot
more so, you know what the Bean Pot is

20. You order iced coffee in January
and February, March, April...

21. You know that the Purple Line will take you anywhere
except 'westa Wista'

22. You love scorpion bowls
never had one

23. You know what they sell at a Packie
Wouldn't you like to know

24. Sorry Manny, but number 24 means DEWEY EVANS
There couldn't be two more different guys

25. You know what First Night is
and have froze your ass off attending one

26. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus
And can pronounce 'Seamus'

27. McLobster=McCrap
really, McAnything=McCrap

28. You know at least 2 cops in your town because they were your high school drinking buddies

29. You know there are 6 New England states, but that Connecticut really doesn't count
CT = NY lite

30. You give incomprehensible directions to tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then say to yourself 'Ah, screw them'
see #s 15 and 16 above

31. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call

32. You hate the Kennedys, but you vote for them anyway
hate's a pretty strong word

33. You know holding onto the railing when riding the Green Line is not optional

34. The numbers '78 and '86 make you cringe
much less so now

35. You've been to Goodtimes
fortunately, no

36. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day
You do.

37. You have never actually been to 'Cheers'
Actually, 'Cheers' is 'The Bull & Finch'

38. The words ' WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together
As do 'WICKED' and 'AWESOME'

39. You’ve been to Fenway Park
'Good times never seemed so good'

40. You've gone to at least one party at U Mass
Yes

41. You own a 'Yankees Suck' shirt or hat
Not actually in my wardrobe

42. You know what a Frappe is
NOT the same as a milkshake

43. You've been to Hempfest
no clue what this is

44. You know who Frank Averuch is
see #45 below

45. ADVANCED: You know Frank Averuch was once Bozo the Clown
see #44 above

46. You can complete the following: 'Lynn, Lynn…'
...city of sin...

47. You get pissed off when a restaurant serves clam chowder, and it turns out to be friggin' Snows
sacrilege I know, but I don't like clam chowder

48. You actually know how to merge from six lanes of traffic down to one
without using my blinker

49. The TV weatherman is damn good if he's right 25% of the time

50. You never go to Cape Cod,' you go 'down the Cape '

All right - there's too many of these to comment on. If you've made it this far and want to see the rest of the list, click below

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51. You think that Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger

52. You know who Whitey Bulger is

53. You went to the Swan Boats,House of Seven Gables, or Plymouth Plantation on a field trip in elementary school

54. Bobby Orr is loved as much as Larry Bird, Tom Brady and Ted Williams

55. You remember Major Mudd

56. You know what candlepin bowling is
And enjoy it!

57. You can drive from the mountains to the ocean all in one day

58. You know Scollay Square once stood where Government Center is

59. When you were a kid, Rex Trailer was the coolest guy around

60. Speaking of which…You can still hum the song from the end of Boom Town

61. Calling Carrabba's an 'Italian' restaurant is sacrilege

62. You still have your old Flexible Flyer somewhere in your parents' attic

63. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line

64. The only time you've been on the Freedom Trail is when relatives are in town

65. The Big Dig tunnel disaster wasn't a surprise

66. You call guys you've just met 'Chief' or 'Boss'

67. 4:15pm and pitch black out means only 3 more shopping days until Christmas

68. You know more than one person with the last name Murphy

69. You refer to Savin Hill as 'Stab 'n Kill'

70. You've never eaten at Durgin Park, but recommend it to tourists

71. You can't look at the zip code 02134 without singing it

72. You voted for a Republican Mormon as Governor just to screw with the rest of the country

73. 11 pm? Drunk? It means one thing: Kowloons!

74. 2 am? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's Roast Beef! The one on Revere Beach not the one on Route 1

75. 5 am? Drunk? It means one thing: You wish you had a blanket in your back seat

76. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group

77. People you don't like are all 'Bastids

78. You took off school or work for the Patriots first Super Bowl Win Parade

79. You've called something 'wicked pissa'

80. You'll always get razzed for Dukakis

81. Saturday afternoons meant Creature Double Feature with Dale Dorman

82. Sunday mornings meant the Three Stooges on Channel 38

83. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater
Absolutely

84. No, you don't trust the Gorton's Fisherman

85. You know that Papa Gino's usually has a jukebox

86. You think Aerosmith is the greatest rock band of all time
Not so much

87. Your town has at least 6 pizza and roast beef shops

88. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frankie

89. 20 degrees is downright balmy as long as there's no wind- then it gets wicked cold

90. You were very sad when saying goodbye to the Boston Garden
True

91. Thanksgiving means family, turkey, High School football, and the long version of Alice’s Restaurant

92. You know the guy who founded the Boston Pops was named Athah Feedlah

93. You know what the Combat Zone is

94. You actually drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax

95. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left

96. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop

97. You've been to Hampton Beach on a Saturday night

98. Playing street hockey was a daily after school ritual

99. Hearing an old lady shout 'Numbah 96 for Sioux City!' means it's time for steak

100. You remember Jordan Marsh, Filene's, Grants, Bradlees, Caldor, Zayres, or Ann & Hope

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Me, me, and more me


(self-portrait)
As Archaea seems to be coming more personal and less science-driven, I figured I'd delve briefly into things I am currently working on. Forgive my self-indulgence.




Things currently on my plate, in no particular order:

  1. Helping to write a proposal for the Merck/AAAS Undergraduate Science Research Program. This program awards $20,000 a year for 3 years to support undergraduate students involved in research that showcases the interrelationship between chemistry and biology. Not simply biochemistry research (not that biochem is simple, mind you), but research that involves collaborative work between biologists and chemists. A lot of the work we do here is of this collaborative nature (e.g. examining the amount of heavy metals in the food chain in Narragansett Bay or using LCMS to analyze the fatty acid content in the eggs of marine organisms). This award would really benefit a number of our students.

  2. Redesigning the departmental websites for Biology & Marine Biology, Chemistry & Physics, and Mathematics. These three departments make up the Marine & Natural Science Division, so I am also designing a central Marine & Natural Sciences website that will link all the departments and information about our research program together. The division director would like me to have something ready for the next divisional meeting and the Dean of the College of Arts & Science would like me to present the new websites at the next department chairs meeting. No pressure though.

  3. Teaching two courses. Thankfully both are labs and not lectures this semester:

    • Principles of Biology lab
      Principles is pretty standard - microscopes, cells, diffusion, pH, enzyme kinetics, macromolecules, respiration, photosynthesis, etc. What I really like about it though is the emphasis on the process of science and the inclusion of weekly open-ended experimentation. In addition to the regular, "canned" portion of the lab, every week the students are required to develop hypotheses and design and run a small experiment to help them test their hypotheses. I've been emphasizing process over products at this point, but hopefully as we move forward I can start to expect better end results.

    • Core Science lab
      Core Science is a general science course for non-science majors and fulfills the University's science requirement. We cover a wide range of topics, from measuring the acceleration due to gravity to testing Charles' and Boyle's Laws to measuring the energy content in various fuels to investigating photosynthesis and discussing climate change (this is the course where some students were upset about watching "An Inconvenient Truth"). I'm not a huge fan of this class. I don't think the labs are engaging enough or stress the process of science enough. I bet many students leave this course saying, "Yup, just as I thought, science sucks." I do what I can, but this course needs an overhaul. But I digress...

  4. Running the Undergraduate Center for Marine Life Sciences. Basically, as part of the Rhode Island Experimental Program to Stimulate Competitive Research (RI-EPSCoR), the Center is charged with providing opportunities for research in the marine life sciences to students and faculty in the state. The idea is to foster collaborative research and to provide access to facilities and equipment that other in-state institutions do not have (and thus, cannot engage in marine life science research). It's hard to pin down how RI-EPSCoR as a whole is supposed to function, but after 7 months on the job and a successful summer research program (that included a weekly seminar series and culminated in a student symposium), I'm beginning to see the potential of the Center.

  5. Making my kids' breakfast, making my kids' lunch, putting my daughter on the bus, driving my son to daycare, picking my son up at daycare, being home for my daughter when she gets off the bus, driving my daughter to and from Brownies, driving my son to and from hockey (actually Learn to Skate), cooking dinner, doing dishes, putting the kids to bed, watching the Sox and Pats (hey, it's my duty as a full-fledged Masshole, so lay off), etc. I by no means want you think that I do this all alone (I'm not nearly that crazy) - none of this would be possible without my wife right here running around crazy with me. And having in-laws that live 15 minutes away and willing to help with the kids has been nothing short of stupendous.

This litany is not intended to show off how busy I am - there's nothing unique about what I do (see, I'm humble too!). I just figured it was time to tell folks a little more about me, just in case people thought I drank rum, sang sea chanties, and pillaged all day long.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Sea Fever

I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a gray mist on the sea's face, and a gray dawn breaking.


the SSV Westward
So wrote John Masefield around the turn of the 19th 20th century. And to me (and countless others I am sure) it still rings true to this day.

It's hard to put into words, but the ocean has a power over me. I've always enjoyed the ocean in all its mystery and power and wondrous life. I grew up spending summers exploring the beaches and jetties of Cape Cod, collecting "mermaid's purses", whelk egg cases, scallop shells, and sea glass, searching for hermit and sand crabs, picking helpless periwinkles and dog whelks off the rocks, and shining flashlights into the night waters looking for blue crab and comb jellies and pipefish. I tried fishing for blues and stripers, but was never very good at that (apparently my brother, Carl, got all the fish-catching genes). Though I did catch my fair share of spider crabs.

For all that though, most of my connection to the sea was shore-based. Sure, I went out on my uncle's Boston Whaler on occasion (the best was going out to Monomoy), but really never spent that much time on the water and never more than a few miles from shore. All that changed however in my junior year at Bowdoin when I had the opportunity to take part in Sea Education Association's SEA Semester. It was during that experience that I contracted Masefield's sea fever.

Instead of going into all the salty details here, I'll send you over to the website I designed to celebrate my and my shipmates' experience. (don't laugh when you click over there - it was the first website I ever put together - 10 or so years ago - no digital cameras, no CSS, no Photoshop - and though I keep saying I am going to redo or delete it, I can't bring myself to do it).

On top of the science of the ocean and of sailing, SEA Semester teaches you more about teamwork, leadership, and your strengths and weaknesses than any other experience I've encountered - you deal with real problems in real weather in real seas. Torn mains'l in the middle of a squall in the middle of the night? Work together and deal with it. Seasick in twenty-foot seas? Help each other out and deal with it. One of your watch members not pulling their weight? Figure out how to motivate them, teach them, encourage them or deal with the fact that you're just going to have to move forward without their help.

Ever since my SEA experience, I've jumped at any feasible opportunity to get back on a sailing ship - afternoon sails at SEA alumni events, my wife's and my honeymoon on the Grace Bailey, our Galapagos adventure on the Sea Cloud. Why am I posting about all this now? Because in a couple of weeks, I'll be rejoining SEA for a 4-day cruise on the SSV Corwith Cramer and that sea fever is flaring up again.

I imagine it won't be nearly the experience my original trip was - it's only a four day "Colleagues Cruise" - but I'm counting the days till I climb aboard (even if it's not on the Westward, which was retired a few years back). I plan on bringing my camera (digital now!) and will share my photos when I get back.

Yes, I am a pirate. Born 200 years too late.